- Anti Joke

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Cripples are lame.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy