what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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