why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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