Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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