What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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miha kako si?

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

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