What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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