What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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