- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

say it ten times fast: oh

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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