- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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