A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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