- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

I love pissing people off :P

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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