womens rights.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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