Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats up and also down? your mum

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

aodhan hearty

Faithful men.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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