Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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