Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

GOODBYE

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

This isn't funny.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

All of these jokes are about white people

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