- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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