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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

All of these jokes are about white people

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

This isn't funny.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

womens rights.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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