Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Chris is hairy

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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