whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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