Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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hi charles lattuca III

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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