- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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