- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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