haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Anti Joke

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