What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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