Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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