Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

how much fish could a chicken

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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