- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Rylan Clark

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How old are you? 7

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??