- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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