- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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