what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Once upon a time a was born

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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