Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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