One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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