I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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