- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

So a bar walks into a man...

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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