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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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