Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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