Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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