Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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