- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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