My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how much fish could a chicken

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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