- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

cory is gay

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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