Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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