- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why dont they make black forks

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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