How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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