What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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