Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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