- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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