why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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