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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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