Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Communism hehe xd

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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