- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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