What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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