- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How old are you? 7

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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