- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what's the difference between a duck?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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