Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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