What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Potassium? K.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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