Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Drew Knowles is gay

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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