- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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