- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

an american walks out of a strip club.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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