What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Ross.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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