A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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