So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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A house comes around the corner.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Chuck Norris.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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