- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

black people

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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