Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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