Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

star wars kid

all your base are belong to mark

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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