- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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