- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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