- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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