- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Blacks

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

WNBA

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.