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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I like poop in my butt

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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