Knock Knock No solicitors

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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