- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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