Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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