- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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