Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

NEVER

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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