There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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womens rights

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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haha

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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