Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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