Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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