How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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