Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Hello penis

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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