- Anti Joke

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off