- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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