Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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