who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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