guess what? bannanas

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Andoni was here

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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