- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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