- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Where's my baby??

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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