- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

the redsox

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

im @ work, LOL.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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