A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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