What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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