- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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