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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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