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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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