- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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