What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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