How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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