What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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