- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

I'm Polish.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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