- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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