- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Gus's mom

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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