- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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