- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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