- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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