- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

HEY!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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