- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Jesus Christ

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Pickle

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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