how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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