Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A man goes to the potty.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Women's professional sports

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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