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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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