- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

quantum physics?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??