You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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