Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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