Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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