- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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