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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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