How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your big dick.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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