- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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