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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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