Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Anti Joke

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