- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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