- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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