Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Sarah Palin.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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