- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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