Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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