:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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