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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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