Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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