Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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