Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How old are you? 7

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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