- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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