Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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