Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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