what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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