Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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