- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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