why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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