how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Tunechi

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Yes

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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