There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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