- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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