- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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