- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

class is canceled. My professor died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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