Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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