- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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