Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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