I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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