what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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