- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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