There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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