Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

I C U P White stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

irish man drinking john smiths

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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