- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's 1+1? 69.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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