- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

woman's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

I? Everett

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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