- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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