- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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