Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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