Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Refridgerator.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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