Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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