- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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