Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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