Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

One time i was sitting down

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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