- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

My spelling is horrible

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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