- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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