- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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