- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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