Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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