Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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