Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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