- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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