- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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